An incredibly self-indulgent list of where those quotes come from.
I mean, it's my website. Everything here is self-indulgent. But this is the MOST self-indulgent.
Anyway, in case you were curious:
A tiger? In Africa?! - From Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
Can you jam with the console cowboys in cyberspace? - From season 2 episode 5 of Ghost Writer. I read Neuromancer, but I don't know what the fuck dreamwave is, so I guess the console cowboys will just have to jam without me.
Change Leopardon! - The phrase Takuya says to transform Marveller (the spaceship) into Leopardon (the giant robot). From the tokusatsu Spider-Man.
Donde esta los thunderlizards? - Justin McElroy imitating a Spanish version of Mr. DNA from episode 97 of My Brother, My Brother, and Me
Hit my plane brain with more cool factoids, Willy Widget! - Vroomer the airplane, Planes With Brains. Without a doubt the worst movie I have ever seen in my life.
Hmph! How very glib. - The kinda thing you say if you don't know for whom someone fights. From Gaius van Baelsar's speech on an impossibly long elevator in Final Fantasy XIV: A Realm Reborn
I come for the wuggas, but stay for the jiggy juggas - Cheerleader to What's Her Face in the Strong Bad Email death metal.
idk, my bff Jill? - From an AT&T ad that was ubiquitous in 2007.
I LOVE YOU BOTH, DANCE FOR ME - A commercial for the interpretive dance smash hit "In The Future, There Will Be Robots", Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
Present day... present time! Hahaha! - From the opening of Serial Experiments Lain. What a good fucking intro song.
Protect me from space bullets! - Jeff Gerstmann, in the Giant Bomb Quick Look for Story Hour: Adventures.
Quite exciting, this computer magic. - Said by Viv Savage from This is Spinal Tap while playing video games. He's not wrong.
Then who killed the world? - A decent enough question. Said by The Splendid Angharad in Mad Max: Fury Road.
The mystical divinity of unashamed felinity - People ask what is the point of the musical Cats. It's right there! Right there in the first song! If you can't deal with unashamed felinity, you'd best be leaving this Jellicle Ball, pardner.
What did you say? Ninja? - Yes. Ninjas, and their ninjitsu. From an unknown kung-fu movie poorly dubbed into English.
You gave me a social disease! - Emma, from season 4 episode 15 of Degrassi: The Next Generation.
You're not the boss of Tigerbot Hesh! - Captain Murphy to Marco, from season 1 episode 2 of Sealab 2021.
You showed up just in time for the waffles! - Keef, from season 1 episode 2 of Invader Zim.
You used me... for land development! - Spongebob to Plankton from season 1 episode 18 of Spongebob Squarepants.
You will be begging for gebster - Dale Gribble unveiling his Y2K plans to Nancy, from season 4 episode 10 of King of the Hill.